Saturday, January 1, 2011

President's Patch: Jan 2011, Vol 11, Issue 1

Our teacher asked us what was our favorite animal and I said, “ Fried Chicken”
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents to me to always be truthful and honest and I am.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal . I told my dad what happened, and said my teacher was probably a member of the PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken , pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principals office, I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The nest day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken, She asked me why , just like she’d asked the other children, So I told here it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principals office again, He laughed and told me not to do it again, I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her. “Colonel Sanders”
Guess, where she sent me?
Happy New Year